Just my two cents

crazy-eyesAdvice to those thinking about settling down?
Marry an orphan – you’ll thank me at the holidays.

Advice to someone whose boss treats him like a clown?
Life’s too short. Sooner than later you should part ways.

Advice to someone who feels restless, confused and lost?
Call your best buddy and then buy a Powerball ticket.

Advice to someone whose friend takes advantage at any cost?
Friendship is a two way street – tell ’em where to stick it.

Advice to someone who takes advice from a stranger on the internet?
That’s pretty silly; you probably shouldn’t do that.